Read somewhere, "Sarcasm is used for destructive purposes".Ummm...then let's go have a War of Words. Duh?
Lets face it, There's no such thing as "Too much sarcasm", just like there's no such thing as "Too much coffee."
For the people who understand Sarcasm,you know that it's more contagious than Malaria. And, there are some characteristics which distinguish you from the Lame-ass Crowd. #truthtold
1. The number of people who describe you as funny are many, but so are the one's who refer you as an “Unfunny Asshole.”
2. If you were Omnipotent, you would probably declare 'Sarcasm' as the National Language.
PS And why not, after all Irony is better than Guns right?
3. Sarcasm Level: Chandler Bing!
Sarcasm is so natural to you, that it comes out, even without you realizing it.
4. Seriousness vs Sarcasm.
They say, with great power comes great responsibility. True.
But, they should also know, with hilarious wit comes the art of never being serious.
There might be a serious topic going on, and well people expect you to be too. But,too much awesomeness cannot be contained, and so the witty in you comes out in the open.
There might be a serious topic going on, and well people expect you to be too. But,too much awesomeness cannot be contained, and so the witty in you comes out in the open.
5. To you, a fellow sarcastic person, is like your long-lost twin :P
From taking Tips from one-another, to wise-cracking people all around, when you meet a fellow sarcastic person, it’s like the *Wisdom of the Wits.*
6. Compliments aren’t really your thing.
Well, truth told, compliments don’t really excite you.
Might sound strange, but when someone says,”You are cute”, either you will Laugh out Loud, rendering the person in shock, or you’re like “Jeez.Wow....I had no clue”
Might sound strange, but when someone says,”You are cute”, either you will Laugh out Loud, rendering the person in shock, or you’re like “Jeez.Wow....I had no clue”
7. Meeting stupid people is to challenge your Wit to sit through :P
When you are hanging out with people who don’t understand your sarcasm, you’re like “You need to buy a new set of Brains please”
You find their inability to understand Sarcasm, as a sign of Stupidity.Because let’s face it, Sarcasm isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.
8. Advice= Apocalypse.
To you, giving advice, is inviting apocalypse.
9. Emotions are expressed way better with Wits.
Excited, angry or normal,whatever the state of mind, you never go outta style.
Whenever there’s mixed emotions, and people try to interact with you, your wisdom spits from your mouth, and people mark you as “Arrogant.” Well, if you can’t handle my comment, then just stop talking.
Whenever there’s mixed emotions, and people try to interact with you, your wisdom spits from your mouth, and people mark you as “Arrogant.” Well, if you can’t handle my comment, then just stop talking.
10. The phrase, “I am kidding” has become your signature dialogue.
You say, “I am Kidding” more than you breathe every single day.
Why? Seriously, why? Because let’s face it. OFFENCE.
Offence is to most people, what DISCOUNT is to shoppers, you take it without questioning as to why![Layman Explanation: Where there’s a Discount, you don’t question the Product Quality].
No matter, what others say, Sarcasm is indeed the best defense mechanism, and isn’t it better to put your mind to better use?
Because, let’s be honest, there’s nothing more wise than a Witty mind.
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